After the former Two and a Half Men actor was spotted taking swigs out of a glass bottle that read (and looked like) "Tiger Blood," people started wondering where they could get their own Sheen-juice and alas it has happened.
"Tiger Blood Energy Potion is made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that's not from this particular terrestrial realm," the company proclaims. The "drinks" are sold for $4 each and come in plastic packages that look like actual blood bags. It was only a matter of time before someone jumped on the Charlie Sheen wagon and tried to make a profit off of his eccentric babbling.
The maker of the new drink, Harcos Laboratories says, "You're welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you'll realize dying's for fools and that can't is the cancer of happen."
It's too bad Sheen didn't copyright those words... no word on if he will receive a kickback from the profits, but he probably should right? If the guy isn't crazy than he is bloody brilliant and his people should be doing everything they can to market him. T-Shirts, pencils, iPhone cases, drinks, the possibilities are endless! #winning
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